Glute Activation Kit

EARTHY GLUTE RITUAL – WAKE DORMANT MUSCLES IN 5 MINS

Pre-order now. Ships Feb 15 (limited 200 units – cancel free).

• Beige fabric band: Bridges & abductions (non-slip)
• Sage mobility strap: Clamshells & leg lifts
• Cork peanut roller: IT band & glute release
• Recyclable zip pouch: Travel vault
• QR code: 5-min video flow (bridges → clams → roll)

Founder's batch: 20% off (£39.99) for first 50. No neon, just fire.